Sunday, July 13, 2008

introducing muffy...

Who is the cutest of them all?

Fr. C dared me to entitle this post 'Hello, Kitty'. I refuse to blatantly bait Felipe that way.

So...here's the new kitten (and just for the record: she was 'unplanned'). Her specialties: careening, cavorting, catapulting. Two weeks ago, she careened into the spotlight from the woods surrounding our hosts' home on the evening of the year-end choir party. Her desperate yelping was piercing and resonant even for a much much larger animal. So we batted around 'Magnificat' as the most fitting name for a feline who loudly crashes a choir party, but we already have a Maggie in the grandkitty generation. And Muffy (short for the more respectable 'Muffin') just seemed to fit her. Besides, I like that name and can always plead that she named herself, as pets are wont to do.

Those who are animal lovers/whisperers know that each and every cat is distinct in every way, from how they move to the intricacies of their psyche. The Muffinator is sweet... spicy... grateful... engaged... communicative. She's a rival for 'brains' in an already brainy pet pool at our house. A sprite who's full of reckless inquisitiveness and is fearless in almost all things...and that's where the cavorting comes in. She doesn't simply aspire to climbing onto a sleeping Mommy: oh, no, she must leap in the air and land like, well, a plump tarantula...splat!...and then scamper off to prepare for a string of similar antics. And this is just in the middle of the night. She plays more intensely (insanely?) and intentionally than any cat we've ever had. And this is a vast understatement.


Muffy:5, Camera:1

Mostly, her moves come under the category of 'aerial'. The little flying-squirrel/super-girl likes to go with arms straight out and cape flapping. Or maybe she's spidermancat. I swear, she has little suction cups on the ends of her extremities. Let's just say she uses her claws well. We're all impressed. Here you can see samples of her horizontal and vertical techniques (oh, and her championship 'waiting the dog out' act):



So, how do Lucy-the-wonder-border-collie and Bixby-the-orange-tabby-terror fit into all of this? Well, it's been quite a journey. Her relationship with Lucy looked like it was headed to a control freak circus act. But much to my surprise, the little Muffmeister - who doesn't know she's a half a percent of Lucy's size & weight, is seemingly best friends with her. What she has in her favor: needle-sharp claws and entertaining moves. She is intent on snagging Lucy's nose with the former and can still dazzle her a bit with the latter.

Bixby isn't 'allowed' to open his throat to emit a teeny growl at the new kitten (Lucy long ago herded this wild cat into a straight jacket). But after two weeks of avoiding the new kid in the living room, he reached out a paw to so some 'air-playing' in her direction.

I'm still waiting for WWIII to start, i.e., the three super animal powers to meet in a dead end hallway.

When our children were young, we had a small 'Muffy' book. I may need clarification from them, but I think she was Hello Kitty's rabbit friend. I've stumbled across a couple of short and very clever Muffy adventure blogs. If you've got the time, you may enjoy Muffy Misadventures and It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, which are mostly about Muffy looking for her missing sister, Miffy. There's even a link to a 'Carrot Toast' recipe.

This one's for you, Muffy!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Muffy??? What an utterly lame name for a cat, especially *this* cat! I refuse to call her that. Something along the lines of Little Monster (also a children's book allusion) is much more appropriate. BTW, if you want me to offer you a correction on your use a of a word, let me know privately.

unklephil said...

Perhaps you should have named your little monster Hell Kitty. Nice to see you're still collecting neurotic beasts; makes life so much more interesting. But that brings up an interesting dichotomy: how did you manage to hook up with the sane, staid, and generally level-headed Fr. C?

unklephil said...

"Lanugage"?

catsinger said...

...there is NOTHING like a kitten establishing her kingdom... sooo cute... she reminds me a bit of Minka
with the lovely dark swirling tabby-ness...
none of my diminishing herd have that lovely darkness except Cagney, who is a "mackeral tabby".... darkness with little stripes and ermine fur...

congrats... I wonder how long it will take FrC to call her "hell,no kitty" ?

catsinger said...

and Unklephil... the lanugage nazi never claimed to be the spelling nazi... or the typing nazi... hee, hee

DearestDragonfly said...

Oh, THANK YOU, Unkle Phil!!!!!!!! I'm a speed-reading demon and always see what I expect to see. I'm truuuuuuuly loving this.

"Fr. C -- Can you come down here for a minute?"

DearestDragonfly said...

Catsinger, oh he DOES consider himself the spelling nazi...Truly the typing gets him in trouble.

If only ya'll could have heard our discussions about language yesterday. It's clear that when I playfully put 'language nazi' on the shopping list, and then crossed it out and put 'Oh, we already have that'...I should have left it on. How was I to know we had a lanugage one?

DearestDragonfly said...

Fr Lanuanuanookanookagahaga (that's Hawaiian for you-know-what), I suggest you call her the Muffinator or Muffmonster. Please ignore the Muffin reference in the post. But...I know how you dislike it when people name children with diminutives of a real name, so I would think you would honor the 'Muffin', even if you - or I - never say it.

Anonymous said...

Still laughing here.

We're confirmed dog people and currently have 2 cats. Please explain. I know how they got here - I opened the door when something yowled, and in raced a distressed cat in labor. 3 kittens later, the cat had decided to stay. She had already been named Boots because of her white feet by a less than creative neighbor. We kept one kitten - a tri-color male named, of course, Tom. We're less than creative, too. Boots hates Tom. Tom is good hearted, mystified, and huge. Their behavior is SO cat.

Congrats on your new addition!

DearestDragonfly said...

We had a cat named Kittikins. That's got to be the most pathetic name ever!

Miz Minka said...

Kittikins is cute. Muffy is cuter. Hell Kitty is hecka funny! (Thank goodness Muffy is not white.)

You want lame and pathetic? How about "Mr. Fish" for my new betta. Phhhhttt...

Say hello to the "lanugage" nazi for me. :)

Anonymous said...

What fun! A new kitty in the house! I have no doubt that Fr. C is just totally delighted!!! Enjoy!

Mousie's Mommy

unklephil said...

I'm certain Fr. C is very familiar with the Brazilian street delicacy known as churrasquinho de gato.

Check out this and this.

Miz Minka said...

Brazilian candid camera!!!

Anonymous said...

She's so pretty!! I can't wait to meet her.

DearestDragonfly said...

'Mr. Fish' has a nice authentic ring to it, Minka!

M's Mommie, Fr. C is quite enamored of this feline, but don't tell him I said so.

Felipe, take a break from YouTube ...and take a cat TO dinner, OK? Hell No Kitty is going have revenge one of these days.

You'll be soooo impressed when you meet the flying squirrel, Sarah.

Scout said...

Oh, she's adorable! Emily and I have been sitting here admiring her quick moves and big eyes. I'm jealous—I want a kitten. Mike would have a heart attack from the stress, though.

Anonymous said...

flit...flit...In this household, 'Kittikins' is not only held in high esteem, the name was an ispiration. My Katiekins called her very large fake fur feline kittikins in honor of her love for you and yours. btw. our Katiekins was due Friday and it is Monday. hmmmmmmmm