cowboy skipping short film: followup...

Blogless T has proposed a contest: "And the moral of the short film (skipping, part two) is..."

His entry: "Tis better to have skipped and died, than to not have skipped at all..."

And from Unkle Phil's comment, how 'bout: "The secret to getting that 'height' in their skip...eat beans first!"

I'll throw in there, "Better to die with no inner child regrets than to live having slain it."

Any others?